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• Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

• why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. Its like having a remote to open the fridge.

• I hate when I'm singing and the artist gets the lyrics wrong.

• I've been dating a homeless women recently, and I think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her.

• A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is: 'don't put that on facebook'!